suicide hotline

40 reasons to kill yourself

2006-10-15T22:47:00.000-07:00

1. your ex
2. sour patch cotton candy
3. 5$ bottel watter
4. neon colors
5. tap, cast, tap, cast, tap, cast, dead, turn one bitch

35 reasons to kill yourself

2006-10-11T12:59:00.000-07:00

1. Sleepless nights
2. Ben Stine like school teachers
3. undecipherable accents
4. practical jokes
5. Gothic kids

30 reasons to kill yourself

2006-10-10T16:06:00.000-07:00

1. windows that dont open
2. bad hair cuts
3. songs with lyrics that dont mean anything
4. barney
5. taking too many tabs of acid

25 reasons to kill yourself

2006-10-10T12:55:00.000-07:00

1. wet farts
2. paper cuts
3. busy work
4. hangnails
5. hobos

20 reasons to kill yourself

2006-10-09T22:38:00.000-07:00

1. elmo
2. myspace
3. dropping the soap
4. fat love handles
5. socks + sandals

15 reasons to kill yourself

2006-10-09T21:03:00.000-07:00

1. women with high pitched voices
2. men with high pitched voices
3. boom head shot
4. little girls dressed like whores
5. mosquitoes

10 reasons to kill yourself

2006-10-09T18:15:00.000-07:00

1. people who say tadaou
2. bosses
3. pika pika
4. home work
5. std's

5 reasons to kill yourself

2006-10-09T17:19:00.000-07:00

1. holes in your shoe
2. lack of user names/url addresses
3. cellphone reception
4. people who say its cold in here while wearing a sweater and you dont have one
5. fat people who sit on you